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A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, “You may make a statement. If it is true, I”ll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I”ll sentence you to six years in prison.” After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free.What did the man say?
He said, “You”ll sentence me to six years in prison.” If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years. If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true. Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.
There is a word and six letters it contains. Take one away and twelve is what remains. What word is it?
In olden days you are a clever thief charged with treason against the king and sentenced to death. But the king decides to be a little lenient and lets you choose your own way to die. What way should you choose? Remember, you”re clever!
Your friend pulls out a perfectly circular table and a sack of quarters, and proposes a game.”We”ll take turns putting a quarter on the table,” he says. “Each quarter must lay flat on the table, and cannot sit on top of any other quarters. The last person to successfully put a quarter on the table wins.”He gives you the choice to go first or second. What should you do, and what should your strategy be to win?
You should go first, and put a quarter at the exact center of the table.Then, each time your opponent places a quarter down, you should place your next quarter in the symmetric position on the opposite side of the table.This will ensure that you always have a place to set down our quarter, and eventually your oppponent will run out of space.
Pirate Pete had been captured by a Spanish general and sentenced to death by his 50-man firing squad. Pete cringed, as he knew their reputation for being the worst firing squad in the Spanish military. They were such bad shots that they would often all miss their targets and simply maim their victims, leaving them to bleed to death, as the general”s tradition was to only allow one shot per man to save on ammunition. The thought of a slow painful death made Pete beg for mercy. “Very well, I have some compassion. You may choose where the men stand when they shoot you and I will add 50 extra men to the squad to ensure someone will at least hit you. Perhaps if they stand closer they will kill you quicker, if you”re lucky,” snickered the general. “Oh, and just so you don”t get any funny ideas, they can”t stand more than 20 ft away, they must be facing you, and you must remain tied to the post in the middle of the yard. And to show I”m not totally heartless, if you aren”t dead by sundown I”ll release you so you can die peacefully outside the compound. I must go now but will return tomorrow and see to it that you are buried in a nice spot, though with 100 men, I doubt there will be much left of you to bury.” After giving his instructions the general left. Upon his return the next day, he found that Pete had been set free alive and well. “How could this be?” demanded the general. “It was where Pete had us stand,” explained the captain of the squad.Where did Pete tell them to stand?
Pete told them to form a circle around him. All the squad was facing in at Pete, ready to shoot, when they realized that everyone who missed would likely end up shooting another squad member. So no one dared to fire, knowing the risk. Thus at sundown he was released.